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Episode 27: HE's BACK, Gay Faggoty Drama, Flustered Adam, Melon Balling, and bunches of shit.
Hey everyone. Matty's back this week and just as bitchy and preachy as ever. If you missed your dose of bitchy this last week, you will definately get it from this show.
Adam discusses vacation drama with the sexy British boy and his stress over having to rearrange the plans. All this, only to find out that the holiday COULD have stayed the same. Oh well, the trip will be LOADS of fun and is nonrefundable anyway. We can't wait to meet Ryan and everyone from The Way We See It!
Matty mentions a new video that Adam has made. It's coming to a theater near you. Or is it a grocery isle near you?? Well, let's just say Adam enjoyed some melon balling and fruit salad this week.
In the news, there's a bunch of shit, including boobs on bikes, lonely whales, and stupid students. Matty even has an all new Ignance list this week. It's madness I tell you.
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Episode #26: This is the Adam and ....what the...where's Matty? Adam podcasts this evening with special guest host, breath noise. Adam competes in the podcast olympics, don't drink the punch, Adam watches his boyish figure, we're sorry Mr, we've...
Hey boys and girls. This week Matty has a migrane and can't be with us, so instead Adam podcasts with his breath noise. What? Well, please disregard the heavy breathing between every sentence. I've never done this shit by myself. I guess I need to put back the puff gaurd.
Adam goes off on a rant about his lack of perfection in his life and the perfection of the Olympic atheletes. He also discusses the recent pool party and his ordeal with the "Trashcan Punch." Don't drink the everclear.
In the news, Adam discusses the digitally enhanced fireworks display at the recent Olypics opening ceremony. In other news, popcorn is being removed from theaters in Englad, a man makes daughter drink urine, invisiblility cloaks are in our future, and the Cheeto bandit.
Lastly, Adam listens to some audio of the YouTube sensation, The Retarded Policeman. Don't get offended at this, but maybe Matty should never leave Adam alone again to play whatever audio he wants. Seriously, it's all in fun. Just give it a listen.
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Episode #25: Anniversaries are for fuckups, They call him grace, we're Sorry Sir, you're over your 4 count maximum of wives, Seal Penis Soufle, Best-Of the Bitches, and Surprise Surprise.
Adam and Matty start the show with more fuckups. You'd think the 25th Anniversary show would be a smash. But instead, Matty spills a drink all over the table and nearly ruins the equipment, ending the show for eternity. Adam shows his bitchy side as he almost loses control. Careful bois, he does have a dark side. Luckily the cum towel on hand saved the day.
In the News, a man is charged with having 6 wives, which is two more than is allowed by religious law. Jesus, and I thought Matty was enough. You'd think the extra wives would be punishment enough. Poor man. Restaurants in China were banned from serving dog during the summer Olympic Games, but were evidentally NOT banned from serving seal penis. I hear it's better than the soup of the day.
Lastly, Adam plays best-of clips from both himself and Matty. Evidentally Matty cracks himself up. We're sorry you have to put up with the dull humor of Adam. He will be assigned to producer duties from now on with no spoken parts. Adam also reveals a surprise VERY fitting for the 25th episode. There are pictures on the website. Register now and have a look!!
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Episode 24: The Sex-Files, Put your mouth on it, the Jesus's are coming, Aliens are out There, A side of flaming diahrea, Fish of the Day, and Fast Food 911.
Adam talks about his trip to the new X-Files movie, BY HIMSELF. He also goes over his trip to Washington. Matty talks about his experience at the local drive-in restaurant the other morning.
In the news, a former NASA astronaut comes out with the knowledge that aliens do exist and NASA is covering it up. A 6yr old boy is dropped on the side of the road and left alone by his bus driver. And a boyscout porno gone awry.
Matty gives a shortened version of his ignant list. A girl or orca whale gets hurt on a water slide. The parks should start having a height AND weight limit for those rides.
Last, but not least, we listen in to a 911 call concerning an incorrect order at a Burger King. I know the irritation at having your order wrong, but do you really need to call the police? Why waste the cops time over a Western burger. Get a life!!
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Episode 23: Please insert here, in another dimension, hunky policeman, s&m barbie, and the outlaw of the West.
This is a shortened episode because Adam is getting ready for his trip to Washington State. Adam starts out by talking about his recent car experience and the hunky police officer who helped out.
In the news, Christians could start getting arrested in Brazil if they discriminate against homosexuals. In England, families are outraged at the new "S&M Barbie." And a surgeon is being sued for tattooing a patient while she was under anesthesia.
We listen to an audio clip of a 911 call here in Texas of a man who decides to take the law into his own hands. Decide for yourself if we have gone back to the age of cowboys and Indians. :)
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